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Rachel Shenk's avatar

Enjoyed this, Tom!

My husband built two, not one, two wooden sailboats. Luckily, we found people to buy them. For him, it was as much about the process as the final product, though he did enjoy sailing them.

His latest project was a teardrop camper which we are using as much as we can…

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

That’s the key, isn’t it, to enjoy the stuff you make or buy? I think what makes me sad is to buy it, inspired by the dream of what it might do for your life, and then to abandon it in the yard, where it constantly reminds you of your failure. (Like this year’s tomato experiment for me!)

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Rachel Shenk's avatar

Yes. Also, when you put in the sweat equity, you might be more invested.

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Rebecca Holden's avatar

Hilarious and beautifully-written, Tom!

I was - to put it very politely - dubious when Jim told me we were buying a secondhand campervan. I had visions of algae, mildew, black mould, woodlice, midges and ancient cobwebs stewed up in a fug of damp. I've never been so pleased to have been so wrong, because it's a great vehicle for work, and we really enjoy camping in it, too!

I'd been convinced, though, that we wouldn't use it much, and that it would deteriorate, like the old static caravan that lived at the bottom of the garden of the house I grew up in. My brother and I had slept in there for the months it took for the building work on our family home to be completed, while my parents 'camped' in the house. The caravan smelled revolting, and although we kept it clean and tidy, and it had nice curtains and cushions, it felt soooo not nice.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Now I worried I might put you off with this one Rebecca, after all your tales of caravaning, but clearly you guys are doing it right. I know a bunch of people who really do use their RVs. Come to think of it, I don't know anyone who has sacrificed theirs to the moss gods ... Could I be friends with someone who did? There's a question!

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Rebecca Holden's avatar

‘….sacrificed theirs to the moss gods’!! 🤣

If you’d told me ten years ago that I would one day have a campervan AND hugely enjoy camping in it, I’d’ve laughed you out of town!

We bought it for work, but use it often for leisure trips away, usually just one or two nights at a time, but sometimes longer.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

That’s funny, because I’ve been scorning boats and RVs all my life, which means that at some point I’m probably doomed to own one. But second houses: not in a million years!

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

The last one is my favorite - it reminds me of my father for some reason. :D

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Katharine Strange's avatar

You know what they say, "the second happiest day of a boat owner's life is when he buys the boat. The first is when he sells it."

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Kris Mole's avatar

Ha! Every summer for the last few years, when I've wanted some alone time late in the evening to just look at the sky while being invisible to the whole world, I've walked down this quiet countryside lane I know and, after checking no one's watching, climbed into the old abandoned boat that sits there. This post leads me to believe there's a type! 😆

I think I've probably got a photo of it somewhere, a selfie that I sent to the wife to let her know "Hey, I am alive, no need to worry, I'm just chilling on 'my' boat for a bit."

If I find the pic I'll send it over.

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Bryn Robinson's avatar

Really like the dialogue with the photos and the increasing escalation. That last photo kills me 😂

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Thanks Bryn!

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Switter’s World's avatar

Oh, no. I saw a big boat fall off a guy’s boat trailer at a stoplight, and your photo reminded me of it. The boat still had a “For Sale” sign on the bow. Best day and worst day of the guy’s entire life.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Now THAT would have been a photo!

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Sam Ursu's avatar

Canoes, kayaks, and aluminum boats small enough a single person can carry them on their head = worth buying. Everything else is just a disaster. Even yachts owned by millionaires barely ever get used. Unless a boat is part of your livelihood, do not ever buy one!

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

That about expresses it for me too. I’d definitely do a kayak.

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Rob Kay's avatar

I totally agree about the RV, but I have a handy little plywood folding sailing dinghy in my garage, with an electric outboard, that comes out once or twice a year for a jaunt along the canal, I can even get it onto the roof of my car. Its a bit of fun, and I suppose I should really sell it on, but what the heck !

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

You still love your boat, I can tell. The ones in my piece have all stopped being loved.

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Rob Kay's avatar

We have loads of driveway boats here in Scotland too, mostly growing mouldy with disuse and rot - many owned by people who bought them on retirement and are now too old or poor to maintain them. Theres a good song by Deacon Blue "a ship called dignity" thats worth a wee listen.

[Verse 1]

There's a man I meet

Walks up our street

He's a worker for the council

Has been twenty years

And he takes no lip off nobody

And litter off the gutter

Puts it in a bag

And never thinks to mutter

And he packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag

The children call him Bogie

He never lets on

But I know 'cause he once told me

He let me know a secret

About the money in his kitty

He's gonna buy a dinghy

Gonna call her Dignity

[Chorus]

And I'll sail her up the west coast

Through villages and towns

I'll be on my holidays

They'll be doing their rounds

They'll ask me how I got her

I'll say, "I saved my money"

They'll say, "Isn't she pretty?"

That ship called Dignity

https://youtu.be/nsr9HCOgQe0?si=VMKJia7h92gkSc-T

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Hey, that’s a fun one. Reminds me of a buddy of mine who, a year or so ago, got a new dog who really likes to walk, so Gregg takes him out on a walk three times a day and he takes a trash back and picks up garbage. We guys give him a little shit, but we’re proud of him. He wants to keep his town looking good.

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Rob Kay's avatar

'Bogie' by the way is also used as a nasty slang name for snot - and Sunblest is a cheap white sliced bread - you see where its going? It a great lyric, and this song charted. Another good Scottish band - we have lots!

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

The pictures reminded me of Gilligan’s Island. Hehe.

Great what—if story.

We rented a sleeper van and it was a disaster. (I wrote an essay about it.) Renting is a good trial run. Like fostering a dog. We will never own a camper. One day we may rent a boat but not in the near future. They’re expensive to rent too! We have a cousin who bought a boat for his retirement. He loves that thing like a grandchild.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

We need to rent a van or a small RV, just to have done it. But I'm sure I'm not going to enjoy it and that's no mindset to start a vacation, is it?

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Read my essay first if you need convincing NOT to rent.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Do you remember the title? I’ll go hunt it up. You’re clearly not a shameless enough self promoter if you haven’t dropped the link in the comments section yet Carissa! 😀

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Ross Bentley's avatar

I love this, Tom!

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Thanks Ross!

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Qi Bing SIA's avatar

Love that thrifty mindset, thanks for sharing, Tom!

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Cecilia At The Kitchens Garden's avatar

Most excellent. And SO TRUE!! NZ backyards are littered with the damn things!!

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Kerri Davis's avatar

Hahahah THIS. I never wanted a boat for those very reasons. What you want is a friend with a boat.

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Yes! The friend or cousin with a boat is the way to go. Haha.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

That's it for me too. And a friend with a beach house too please.

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Terry Freedman's avatar

It's an interesting type of fly-tipping

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Fly-tipping? We've got Brits, Canadians, and Southerners on here ... we need built in idiom translation!

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Sam Ursu's avatar

fly tipping = illegally dumping trash or unwanted goods

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Thanks Sam

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cass marketos's avatar

hahah, i loved this one. genuinely guffawed.

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Oh, I'm so glad

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